Ways to Find out what Homeowners’ Insurance Covers

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Walk down hall with coffee mug in one hand, soda can from sonโ€™s room in other. One goes into microwave, one goes into recycle bin. Get the two confused. Run like Baywatch-slow-mo as realization sets in. Get there just in time to rescue aluminum can from inside the microwave. Emit โ€œphewโ€ dodging-bullet noise.ย 

PS I couldn’t find a clean version of the Baywatch-slow-motion run to post, so here’s a slow-mo ninja cat instead. Enjoy!