Sometimes when I visit the zoo, I get the sense that the animals are otherwise engaged. They don’t seem thrilled to see me, even if I throw some bread crumbs in their direction. And I realized, I’m like paparazzi to these creatures. They can’t help it if they’re lovely to look at and people find them endlessly fascinating. They look bored, like models down the catwalk. Oh. Are you here again? To gawk at me? Oh joy. Why don’t you just leave the bag of food and hit the bricks, pal.
Even the animals here have the Jersey ‘tude!