Chick-fil-fricken-ay, as we say in Jersey


Note: Couldn’t think of the plural of “ignoramus,” so instead I’ll just use the euphemism “poor misguided souls” for this post.

Note 2: Couldn’t think of the right word for those willing to fight and die for this country, dutifully paying taxes to pave roads and support schools, raising families and being good neighbors, so I’ll just refer to them as “the one in ten” for this post.

Oh, those poor misguided souls going to Chick-fil-a to show support for backward bigotry!

They want to make a point to let the one in ten know that they just don’t belong.

And all in the name of God, who created every last one of them. Just FYI, God has an Open Door Policy. Everyone’s welcome to walk through.

I say, don’t protest Chick-fil-a. It just empowers those who spew hate. Ignore them. You know where they stand, and you can’t change a closed mind. Go exact your revenge by living well. The point isn’t to make people you don’t respect approve of your choices. The point is not to give a damn.

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