Seriously considering becoming a “ufologist,” which is a person who researches the existence of unidentified flying objects. Not that I’m interested in UFOs, nor do I believe in them. Just seems like their conventions would be a blast!
What if all the “ufologists” obsessing about Roswell had a vision and had to go to medical school to become “urologists”? Wouldn’t be that much of a stretch really. Both probe into sensitive areas that nobody wants to talk about publicly and will deny to their friends!