Oprah Winfrey marry Deepak Chopra so she becomes Oprah Chopra.
Challah bread renamed Holla! Bread and everybody who ate it would be in a cheery frame of mind.
Ruggelah replace arugula on the food pyramid so I can eat it all day long and get my veggies in.
Muffin tops stop giving me a muffin top around my middle (in particular, carrot muffins that match my carrot top.)
George Foreman stop being all up in my grill.